Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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