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As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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