doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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