I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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