Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
this is an emotional support booty call
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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