did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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