I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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