she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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