sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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