Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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