home. puking in laundry basket.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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