make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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