Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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