What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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