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Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
this boner is exhausting
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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