Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
why didn't you poke me back
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
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They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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