And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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