: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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