I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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