Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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