She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My liver just had a heart attack.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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