I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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