Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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