make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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