Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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