you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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