We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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