He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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