I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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