sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
