problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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