Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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