I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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