Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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