The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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