Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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