The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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