Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
