Dual....:-)
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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