I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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