Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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