Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
