Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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