it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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