sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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