its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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