Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have tasted many bathrooms
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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