She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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