Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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