There was a lot of him and a little penis
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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