I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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