Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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