We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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