idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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