Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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