Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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