today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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