It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
