if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
did you get engaged???
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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